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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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