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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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