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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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