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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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