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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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