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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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