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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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