Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.