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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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