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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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