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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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