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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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