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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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