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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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