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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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