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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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