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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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