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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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