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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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