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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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