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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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