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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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