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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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