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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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