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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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