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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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