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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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