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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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