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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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