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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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