Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.