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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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