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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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