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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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