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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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