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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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