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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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