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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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