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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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