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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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