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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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