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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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