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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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