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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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