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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Alfie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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