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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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