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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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