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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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