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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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