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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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