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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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