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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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