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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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