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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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