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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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