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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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