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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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