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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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