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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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