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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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