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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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