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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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