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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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