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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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