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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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